Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Single boot discovery reveals disturbing highway activity.


Well folks, the lost shoe phenomenon continued today with the discovery of this large leather hunting boot on the interstate, which suggests a strange new craze among hunters...a new breed of outdoorsmen from the new "NRA" (National Roadkill Association) involved in the sport of collecting freshly run-over roadkill and claiming it as their own. This completely unfair and questionable act made popular by the less talented hunters of America has many animal activists demanding that the silly so-called sport be banned. In support of the ban, I have proposed yet another new road sign (shown in photo) to remind those involved not to "play" on the freeway.
J. Snipes-Staff Writer

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Road Sign Proposal Aims to Raise Single-Shoed Pedestrian Awareness.


The latest new road sign proposal to be submitted by...well...me, will hopefully alert motorists to single shoe'd individuals meandering on highways and city streets. If accepted, the new road signs will be placed in the surrounding areas of the more popular single-shoe laden hot spots. While I have yet to personally see one of these "one shoe wonders", they are apparently plentiful according to the recent numbers of Lost Sole sightings. Many of us probably pass at least one single shoed person a day and don't even realize it. By nature, we never really think to look down at anyone's feet. With increased awareness and the addition of these new signs, I am hopeful we can begin to solve the single shoe mystery.
-J. Snipes, Lost Soles Press

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Single Shoe Found Near Church Grounds Looking To Be "Worn Again".


In an apparent attempt to save its own sole, a slip-on style shoe was found on a grassy median underneath a tree adjacent to a local church earlier this week. A closer look at the sign in the background revealed the following message, "Does your diet include food for the sole?" It was obvious this lone sole came seeking help from above...to be "worn again".
J. Snipes-Staff Writer

Monday, March 20, 2006

Latest Lost Sole Victim Survives "Drive-By Shoe-ing"


This black high-top (shown at left) was found alone over the weekend in a grassy area near a major intersection, the victim of an apparent "drive-by shoe-ing". Local Lost Sole investigator "Sarge" speculates this most recent act of abandonment occured sometime Saturday during the early morning hours. No one has come forward to claim responsibility for this insensitive, cruel behavior and there are no leads on suspects at this time. It appears that this is an isolated incident not "tied" to other shoe-ings in the area. The "Sarge" indicated he will be stepping-up patrol in the coming days in hopes of nabbing whoever is responsible.
J. Snipes-Lost Soles Press

Friday, March 17, 2006

New Road Sign Proposal to Raise "Lost Sole" Awareness


In an effort to raise awareness of the "Lost Sole" phenomenon, I have submitted a proposal this week to the U.S. Department of Transportation for what I feel is a much needed sign. (shown at left) I believe this sign will encourage people to be more alert and see for themselves how widespread this problem really is. There are just staggering numbers of stray shoes out there without mates...their "sole mates".
-J. Snipes, Staff Writer

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Streaking Suspect Still At Large After Police Pursuit.


On thursday afternoon, a man wearing only a tall pair of rubber boots, bow-tie and a golf visor ran from police after being stopped for failing to signal properly. Shortly after 3:00pm, officer Joe Smiley observed the suspect in a late model AMC Gremlin using arm signals out of the drivers side window to indicate he was turning. The use of hand/arm signals, normally a practice for bicyclists and pedestrians was suspicious enough to warrant the traffic stop. During the brief interview with police, the suspect made a near-naked dash towards a highway on-ramp and onto the Southbound Interstate. Witnesses recall seeing "a nude man running like mad" in nothing but boots and a visor. The ill-dressed suspect managed to run across the highway and in between oncoming traffic, losing one of his rubber boots in the process. (see evidence photo) The single soled individual then ran through the wooded area on the other side of the highway where police lost site of him.
-Lost Soles Press

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

City D.O.T. to Consider New "No Hiking" Signs on Freeway.


In an effort to discourage hiking on local freeways and reduce the number of accidents, The Department of Transportation and city officials have proposed the posting of new "No Hiking" signs along freeway medians and shoulders. As clearly indicated by the lost shoe evidence in this photo taken earlier this week, city officials are concerned over the growing interest in this dangerous activity. It is speculated that the urban hiking phenomenon is a spin-off of the hugely popular urban kayaking craze of 2001. Local lawmakers are scrambling to pass a law that prohibits urban hiking on highways and city streets. The sign in the photo is only a representation of the proposed deterrent. The city has requested an estimated 2,423.5 of the new signs to be posted every 4 feet on both sides of the highway in the newly popular "urban" hiking hot spots. City officials were not available for comment on how this project will affect taxpayers. -Lost Soles Press

Urban Kayaking

Monday, March 13, 2006

Temper Tantrum to Blame for Latest Lost Shoe Incident


In an apparent fit of rage and disgust, a 5 year old child ejected a pink slip-on shoe from a moving vehicle Saturday morning after learning the family trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese was cancelled due to gross misbehavior in the car. Witnesses near the scene reported what was described as "a lot of hands and feet flailing aimlessly" shortly before seeing the single digit soar from the back seat of the 1976 Limited Edition Datsun B210. Immediately following the mid-morning tirade, the lone shoe was repeatedly run over and flattened by oncoming traffic.
-J. Snipes, Staff Writer

Looking for Lost Sole stories or pictures!!

Do you have a lost shoe story or picture to share? We would love to hear from you!
Yesterday was a big day for Lost Sole sightings here. In a 2 hour time span I had not one, but 2 new sightings! Look for those pictures and comments in the next post later today. It never ceases to amaze me at how widespread this phenomenon really is. The next time you are out and about, just look around a bit....they are there patiently waiting to be discovered. Be careful looking and driving at the same time though as it can be quite dangerous. I have nearly "stacked it up" (slang for rear-ender) twice looking already. Thanks for stopping by!
-Lost Soles

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Nike Air Technology Exposed!!


I guess I never really paid close attention to the true design aspects of Nike "Air Cushioned Sole" technology...until this recent Lost Sole sighting revealed the truth. Note the HUGE (eeeuuuge for you Donald Trump fans) cushion of air between the heel and sole. And all these years I assumed that for 120 beans, I was getting the ultimate in comfort and quality...not to mention the instant physical abilities of Michael Jordan the second they were on my feet.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Lost Sole #1


Well, this is the picure that started it all. On a cold February afternoon in the "windy" city, me and good friend of mine were strolling down Michigan Avenue in Chicago discussing the "Lost Sole" phenomenon when we stumbled upon this pair of completely abandoned shoes on the sidewalk!?#%*! In complete and utter disbelief, we scrambled for the digital camera. I think we were so excited about our first official documented Lost Sole picture, we were completely oblivious to the baffled looks from nearby pedestrians. Being that this was the "windy city", we wondered if this lady had simply been blown out of her shoes. People, these shoes were right in the middle of the freakin' sidewalk in downtown Chicago!?! Oh and did I mention it was minus 50 that day? Where was the owner and why did she just ditch her shoes there? We were certainly on a mission from that day on. Do you have a Lost Sole story or picture to share? Feel free to post here or contact us.