Friday, September 08, 2006

All-Star Found Clinging to Life…in Gutter.


A once prominent All-Star was discovered in the gutter of a heavily traveled industrial park over the weekend. Torn and heavily scuffed, this once shining All-Star had been carelessly discarded by its owner and left to accept punishing blows from passing car tires. The single sole had obviously been run over and flattened numerous times before spinning to rest in the filthy city gutter. Anyone with information on this case is asked to contact the Lost Sole Patrol at 1-800-LOSTSOL. Look for the Lost Sole Patrol unit in a neighborhood near you!


Lost Sole Patrol Unit