A pair of athletic cleats was discovered Monday in the early evening hours clinging to power lines in a suburban neighborhood. The matching pair of soles appeared to be lifeless and unresponsive to calls from local authorities. It is unclear at this time exactly how or why the shoes ended up stranded on the high-voltage lines. Lost Sole investigator and single shoe expert “Sarge” suspects something foul here…foul ball, foul play, foul smell. The self appointed expert is a huge athletic supporter and expects to solve this mystery at all costs. So far there are no reported eyewitnesses to this cruel, insensitive crime. -J. Snipes, Lost Soles Press
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