At an outdoor festival last week, a Michigan man somehow managed to become separated from his warm, half-can of Coors Light…and his right shoe. Upon realizing that he was down to his last four beers, the man apparently became sweaty and nervous sometime around 3:00pm. This is not the first time the man has demonstrated a severe case of ASA (Alcohol Separation Anxiety) At a family gathering last month, the man went on an hour long tirade upon leaning that the case of beer he had been drinking was a mere 3.2% (near-beer) The number of reported ASA related incidents is on the rise according to local officials. -Lost Soles Press
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maybe a "one legged drunk" had just bought a new pair!
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