Well folks, the lost shoe phenomenon continued today with the discovery of this large leather hunting boot on the interstate, which suggests a strange new craze among hunters...a new breed of outdoorsmen from the new "NRA" (National Roadkill Association) involved in the sport of collecting freshly run-over roadkill and claiming it as their own. This completely unfair and questionable act made popular by the less talented hunters of America has many animal activists demanding that the silly so-called sport be banned. In support of the ban, I have proposed yet another new road sign (shown in photo) to remind those involved not to "play" on the freeway.
J. Snipes-Staff Writer
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