In an apparent fit of rage and disgust, a 5 year old child ejected a pink slip-on shoe from a moving vehicle Saturday morning after learning the family trip to the local Chuck E. Cheese was cancelled due to gross misbehavior in the car. Witnesses near the scene reported what was described as "a lot of hands and feet flailing aimlessly" shortly before seeing the single digit soar from the back seat of the 1976 Limited Edition Datsun B210. Immediately following the mid-morning tirade, the lone shoe was repeatedly run over and flattened by oncoming traffic.
-J. Snipes, Staff Writer
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